no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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