It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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