The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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