i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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