You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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