We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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