How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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