The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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