you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
