doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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