Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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