hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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