Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
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