This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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