Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Randomize
