I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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