he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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