Kiss
Puke
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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