yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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