Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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