actually, I'm a sock model
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
false alarm, still single
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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