that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm eating all of the evidence.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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