just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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