White coat. Heels.
Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
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