I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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