New low: just hacked my moms facebook
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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