can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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