I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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