id be glad to
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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