Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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