Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Randomize
