can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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