Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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