It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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