VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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