He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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