Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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