I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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