Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
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