I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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