There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Randomize
