Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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