I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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