oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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