The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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