What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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