just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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