how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
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