I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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