So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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