I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
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I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize
