question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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