? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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