she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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